A flock of flamingos have invaded Wakarusa. In fact there have been over 130 sightings! Each night since the end of July, they've migrated to different homes and businesses! There is a rumor that these birds are easily bribed. For a $25 fee they will resettle in any location! The only way to avoid them coming to your yard is to bribe them with $50. Then they will provide you with flock insurance. These birds have then donated all of their bribe money to the playground project. So if you wake up to a sea of pink, don't be upset - it's for a good cause!
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